(gr8st puhtty evuh) O.o ihs no1
G2g, goin church 4 party.
Wnt to place, found a sausage,8 thuH sausage, Showed up at thuh meAt, was L8< so wmt tinkle, showed at meet L8 again. Decided to tell you and ran here.
Fiddy minitZ now (wnt th piNk Lady) how am i post 2 get another free pwn ( so hungry)
And i Got it for free (GemZ) Ty bonihrruh (fashun an glihrruh) need a new pwn (Gemz) 4free (meh)
(0800 559 009) yeh, aye need a pwN
(its thuh atomii magik oh teh powpow [not "power(3)"] Oh teh Gohd Maykihz) gimme teh fReebie> teh vodapwn freebie.